timcgraws:

taylorswift and the 1989 era

timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

isithiorheystuff:

A young Tom Delonge. You’re welcome

isithiorheystuff:

A young Tom Delonge. You’re welcome

  • Taylor Nation: Heads up!!! Taylor is.......
  • Me: OH NO
  • Me: OH FUCK
  • Me: oh JesUsS fUCKF
  • Me: CHRSIT
  • Me: Not AGaiN
  • Me: I CANT KEEP DOING THIS
  • Me: WHATASHDSJD
  • Me: WHAT ELSE could there POSSIBLY bE!?!?!?
  • Me: NOOOOOOOPE NOEP NOPE NPOPE
  • Me: SOMEONE CALL 911
  • Me: IM DONE
  • Me: BYe

andyoucallmeupagain:

When you fart but you get a little surprise

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